Millennial hooha

False reasoning made up by and widely believed by Millennials through rapid pace social self-confirmation with other Millennials despite not having any scientific basis.

Cole's Instagram post: The alignment of the sun and moon made me really sleepy. Any one else!?!? #sleepyeclipse (1,278 likes)

Science: 1,278 people liking your post doesn't make it a truth. That's just Millennial Hooha.

by Jage928 August 22, 2017

millennial relationship

Two straight people who are too afraid of commitment to define their relationship status. I.e. basically an open relationship without the commitment. Essentially, you're both in default until something better comes alone.

A millennial relationship is when somebody watches your dog when you're on vacation and while on vacation you go on dates with someone else.

by Roxy8255 November 23, 2017

Millennium adult

A person who was born in the new millennium (Year 2000 or after) who is legally an adult (18+ in most countries).

Mother to Blake: Oh my baby happy birthday! Look I made you think 17 candle cake!

Blake to Mother: Ummm mom, I’m not 17. I am 18 actually.

Mother to Blake: What? No you’re 17. (Mom starts to stress)

Blake to Mother: Mom I’m 18, I’m an adult. Remember when you called me a millennium baby?

Mother: Yes, I remembered.

Blake: Well since I was born in 2000, I’m a millennium adult because I’m an adult whose born in the new millennium! I’m an 18 year old now mom!

(Mom passes out)

Blake: Mom?

by Biologist2001 January 20, 2018

Millennial foot nap

When you use your phone while sitting on the toilet, and you’re there so long your elbows make your feet fall asleep.

Man, I was procrastinating going back to work in the bathroom and gave myself a millennial foot nap.

by RedViperBrando December 21, 2018

Milly

She’s a beautiful girl that is really good at kissing also she’s not a good girl she’s naughty some times like getting drunk instead of staying in and she’s really fit

And has a big boobs and a thicc bum

Milly is going out today for drink today

by Redacted May 30, 2019

Millennial Finger Trap

The act of clinching of the receiver, when fingering one's butthole and dickhole at the same time.

Seems alot of men from Fort Wayne, Indiana like millennial finger traps.

by MFNchip October 15, 2019

millennial dream

To die

Jimmy was living the millennial dream. He got ran over by a bus and died.

by trollpot January 2, 2020