Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
by schlong Chong August 19, 2018
Get the this ain’t no long dick on a midget mug.An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.
So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?
Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.
Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.
by mongoose4342 July 17, 2006
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A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long
John: what was all that noise in the street last night?
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again
by tubzyboy August 9, 2015
Get the Midget Porn Palace mug.An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.
Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013
Get the Spank the Midget mug.Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.
Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.
Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.
A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!
by doomscyte July 24, 2017
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Get the Midget Spinner mug.the midgets that comprise the Joint Task Force. Their homeland is magical, their technique is unsurpassed. Where they roam, nobody knows. One can only assume they are not visible to the naked eye (unless they are rolling a joint, of course). They don't speak to humans and if they did, our hearts and brains would explode in utter happiness and excitement (it would be like taking all the weed and acid in the universe and takin it all in at once). Their only known purpose is to roll joints and occassionally a blunt. They are the ying to our yang, the good to our evil, the happiness to our sadness, and so on.
God I love those magical midgets. I wonder how I would feel if they said something to me.
Do not question the magical midgets existence!!! They don't roll to the unenlightened.
Do not question the magical midgets existence!!! They don't roll to the unenlightened.
by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009
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