Micro$oft Vacuum

The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.

I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!

by Windoze Basher May 10, 2010

Microdot

having or showing a lack of common sense, comprehension, perception

Has gay fantasies about retards

His penis is tiny as it resembles the size of his brain. His quality of posting lacks in comedy, intelligence and just straight up interest. Everything he posts sucks dick, he is the worst poster in the history of all forums

flame-retardant

by Microdot April 3, 2005

Microsofted It

verb: when one enters a word on Microsoft and uses the synonym tool to use a more sophisticated sounding word.

noun: a paper fully un-understandable due to the lack of correctly Microsofting It.

Teacher 1 - Wow, this paper is so beautifully though out.

Teacher 2 - Lemme see that *reads paper*

Teacher 2 - this kid totally Microsofted It.

by CantCatchMe122 July 30, 2011

microSCOFT

An alternate program that Dashyla uses under pressure.

Dashyla: Man! my word document doesn't want to open! :(

David: Well what program did you use?

Dashyla: microSCOFT!!

minute later

Jennifer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! WTF
David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!

by BDFMeezy October 2, 2011

Microsoftie

n0n-1337 w1nd0wz 0S us0r

not microsoftxcore

LOLOL 0mg j00 n00b u cant c0py & p4st3 liek me 1 am teh 1337 w1nd0wz ME h4x0r. j00 r a m1cr0s0f7i3 LOL0mGwtfBbq!!!!11onehundredeleven122

by ohfukmeh September 13, 2004

Microsoftie

A very small understimulated clitoris.

After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle

by B. Lee September 12, 2004

Micro-soft

A very soft pussy or vigina

I fucked this girl last night and she was micro-soft

by Creepy#5 June 3, 2011