Definitions by BDFMeezy

microSCOFT 

An alternate program that Dashyla uses under pressure.

Dashyla: Man! my word document doesn't want to open! :(

David: Well what program did you use?

Dashyla: microSCOFT!!

minute later

Jennifer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! WTF
David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!

microSCOFT by BDFMeezy October 2, 2011