The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.
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1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
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Usually can be identified by their excessive use of "Lol","Lmao" or by saying random sentences in contrary of a conversation is taking place
Usually can be identified by their excessive use of "Lol","Lmao" or by saying random sentences in contrary of a conversation is taking place
Steve: Have you seen the new movie?
Paul: Lol
Fred: Yeah and it was trash
Paul: Lmao
Steve: oh.
Paul: Lol
Fred: You're such a Conversation mites Paul, shut the fuck up
Paul: Lol
Fred: Yeah and it was trash
Paul: Lmao
Steve: oh.
Paul: Lol
Fred: You're such a Conversation mites Paul, shut the fuck up
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Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.
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