merp

noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.

Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"

by swaagnitz October 27, 2011

Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

by Psud00 December 10, 2009

Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

by Drewcipher January 31, 2009

mermaid pussy

A beautiful, sparkly vagina

"Dude taylor has a mermaid pussy"

by mikeismynamedood May 20, 2014

merp

A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.

*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.

by Poop Loop October 26, 2012

Mermaid

A chick who is a hot babe from the waist up, but fishy from the waist down.

After taking that babe home from the bar last night, I discovered she was total mermaid, cause her snatch was sour but she looked hot.

by Oulkk10 February 25, 2011

Mermaid

Weigh-bridge operator. An official who weighs freight trucks and also regulates other compliance issues for professional truck operators, particulary in Australia and New Zealand, i.e. a cunt with scales.

Watch out mate the mermaids are out on Highway 1 and your rig looks a bit dodgy.

by Kiwi9845 July 6, 2012