Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

by Psud00 December 10, 2009

Merple

The colour your helmet goes after a good bating session.

Bird: Dude, your knob looks fucked

Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...

Bird: Merple WTF>>?

by psud00 January 07, 2010