Definitions by Psud00

Merple 

The colour your helmet goes after a good bating session.

Bird: Dude, your knob looks fucked

Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...

Bird: Merple WTF>>?

Merple by psud00 January 7, 2010

Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

Merp by Psud00 December 10, 2009