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garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018
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Michael Meci

Is over all a dick. Smart in some things and like to live life to the fullest. Cough also ugly
what a asshole you are Michael Meci
by me Michael February 25, 2020
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masturbation meditation

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.
by Reagulayte January 3, 2020
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Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely
We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"
by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020
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Meeko Mekita Santos

Meeko Mekita Santos:

One of the best cats ever, we love her and worship her.
"Meeko Mekita Santos is so cute. "
by idkilovecatsss December 27, 2023
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balkan/mediterranean pilled

Realizing that your country in the Balkans/Mediterranean Sea is, in some way or another, considered superior to any other country in the world, even though the economy of your nation may be utter shit.

Other countries attempt to compensate by boasting a better economic status, believing it is their sole means of feeling "better" or "superior" to any Balkan/Mediterranean nation. Consequently, they are destined to forever lack the greatness of a truly civilized and great Balkan/Mediterranean nation.

For these foreigners, it seems that their situation is irreversible, with little they can do to improve their nation, as their history and progress are deemed worthless and insignificant.
Westerners need to realize that their country is worthless as it is not balkan/mediterranean pilled.
by DinaricMF December 31, 2023
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national merit finalist

the medal that you get for being a sweat in high school
Mom: Jennifer's son Kevin is a National Merit Finalist and he's going to UCLA!
Me: ok
by Miss Deed February 15, 2024
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