Matussy

When a man's anal prolapse is so bad, it reaches his balls.

"Damn after that hard anal sesh last night, I got a mad matussy."

by _Hrob_ March 30, 2023

Matuš

Hot cute guy and is a king among men and just great at anything he does

Bro you is not like Matuš

by Dickdowner24 June 11, 2023

Matumbia

(noun): A mythical creature or spirit believed to dwell in deep forests or remote, untouched places. Matumbias are said to be guardians of nature, possessing a blend of animal and human characteristics. They are often described as large, majestic beings with the body of a lion, the wings of an eagle, and the face of an elderly wise person. Legends suggest that encountering a matumbia brings good fortune and protection to those who respect and honor the natural world. Their presence is associated with harmony, balance, and a deep connection to the earth.

I stumbled across a Matumbia on my way home

by FakeFakWords July 2, 2023

Matador

A closested, queer, or gay man who is in a married/committed heterosexual relationship while having another homosexual relationship on the side.

"'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'...Cause there are those guys who, they buy a cow, and then on the side, total matador, but…" --John Mulaney

by Beschützer July 15, 2023

matufy

A person who is goofy and a bitch is a goofy matufy

Wsg goofy matufy

by Matufy August 1, 2023

Maturinate

When someone, in the name of becoming more mature, sacrifices having fun.

"Since she got that new job, Amy never comes out anymore."
"Yeah, she's had to maturinate. Shame."

by Gorrich August 6, 2023

maturify

to make one mature, or as some would say, to fix a person

"I'll try to maturify him before I give him a second chance."

by brokekeys August 22, 2023