Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

Matchit

a person who follows the crowd in style, language, & personality

Him: Did you steve's new shirt?
Her: It's the same as Dave's shirt. He's just a matchit

by evaD August 9, 2012

Match

A way of saying you are cool. Originated from an ancient langauge that doesn't exist anymore.

Wow, you're so Match!

by Match228 June 15, 2005

Lit Match

A person, usually a woman, who is overly prone to attachment to men, and tends to go psycho or melt down when faced with rejection.

Be careful with that chick Rhonda, she's a lit match. I took her out on 3 dates and forgot to call her and she was on my lawn bawlin.

by BipolarJosh December 16, 2008

Matching Pearl Set

When the male pulls out and cums all over a woman's upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.

Once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his cock on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his cock.

This resembles pearl earrings.

Jack: Have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?

Robert: You cheap bastard! I always give a woman a Matching Pearl Set when I'm finishing!

by HippoCookies September 28, 2008

playing with matches

A local band that rocks!
Also something that i do regularly to random things i see...like leaves and stuff.

ex 1. playing with matches ROCKS!
ex 2. playing with matches ROCKS!

by Ka August 19, 2004

No match Swag

When someone doesn't match their clothes on purpose and it looks really good

Ex: look at that guy's no match swag, he's wearing a zebra lake Chelan sweatshirt and blue Jordan shorts!

by Chris of Seattle August 23, 2012