by Super Maida July 27, 2003
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"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"
by Astr01 March 12, 2010
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A blonde money grubbing ho that will sleep (or marry) with anything and take off with all of their loot.
by Calenture9 January 16, 2009
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by Matt Tremont January 24, 2008
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Hey have you seen Henry, he was at a hip hop hunnies convention last night. Something tells me... he is a DUSKY MAIDEN CHASER!
Hey have you seen Henry, he was at a hip hop hunnies convention last night. Something tells me... he is a DUSKY MAIDEN CHASER!
by powerafr02 July 9, 2009
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by Mattrick December 9, 2008
Get the Crystal Maiden mug.1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
by MADAOXSAMA September 7, 2009
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