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madison heights

Madison Heights! A small city outside of Detroit! Yes, it's near Detroit... but people here think that they are fucking hardcore gangsters just because its near. There are two groups in this city, you got the white trash (all throughout), but primarily south of 12 Mile, that just escaped living in Hazel Park & the average white ass families that couldn't afford to live in Royal Oak/Troy, that live north of 12 Mile. You'll run into the average crackhead waiting at the bus stop to head over to the Oakland Mall & some lil hoes walking down 11 Mile, but don't worry, they don't bite ;-). Just watch your back, and you'll make it through the 4 mile ride down or up I-75 as you're totally bypassing the scumbag city!
We couldn't afford to live in Royal Oak, so we live in Madison Heights!
by OGMichigan June 10, 2017
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Madison

Madison seems funny and crazy, but on the inside she hurts. She feels outcast and alone. She thinks she is ugly, and feels hated. She feels as if nobody loves her, and needs comforting. Cuddling up with her favorite thing in her favorite place soothes her. She loves outdoors. Her looks may vary, but her self opinion never changes. She feels outcast and strange. She thinks that she could never be loved by anybody. But that is not true. She is beautiful.
It’s a name, it’s Madison.
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Brown Magic

An utter awesomeness of wicked magic, superfluous skills, and a keen sense of wizardry. One who possess Brown Magic, is known to be on a higher yet parallel plane to those who practice Black Magic except massively funnier.
Don't cross Brown Magic, he will punch your eye brows off...
by BM106 August 19, 2008
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Magic Bean

The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.
Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
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Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.
Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.
by benth April 27, 2008
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magical mystery tour

Taking a trip to an unknown destination by taking some public form of transit, chosen at random, usually a local bus. Some people do this to get to know a new city. Others do it for the fun factor, and potential for a good story later.
For my last holiday, I did a magical mystery tour and ended up in Thunder Bay.
by Pizzaf December 19, 2008
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the magic

1. Rivers Cuomo"I've got the magic in me"
Magic Johnson "Sorry to hear about that Rivers, I am also infected with the magic."

2. "This is where the magic happened." synonymous with " This is where I contracted the AIDS virus".

3. "This is where the magic happens." synonymous with "This is where I spread the AIDS virus."
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole September 25, 2010
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