muffin plug

a non derogatory less subtle term for a Tampon.

I need to stop at the store to change my muffin plug.

by Larrydaweazel October 13, 2019

Muffin Rocker

Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.

Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"

by TaylorrPaigee August 16, 2009

Squiggle Muffin

A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.

He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.

I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.

by Applepapplesaucer April 2, 2009

dud muffin

The opposite of a stud muffin.

That guy is a total dud muffin.

Are you going home with that guy?

Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.

by K8Poo & LZFingers May 30, 2011

Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.

Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.

by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016

function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009