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messy marty

when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.
Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.
by Offrey J June 11, 2006
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messy sleeper

One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.
Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?

Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?

Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.

Sean: They are such messy sleepers.

Devin: Agreed.
by doctord0192 December 25, 2007
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Missy

“Hey Missy, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Missy”
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Mossin

Parental figure: " hey what you doing up there?"
Kid: " just Mossin with the boys
by The man with all the knowledge January 28, 2011
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Lee Moss

The trampiest male you will ever meet in your life..
he tends to be homeless but if a friend offers to let him stay at their house, he will rob them showing them "respect"
he tends to be in his 20's and has some sort of indian background.
he loves making sure this world is populated with his children and choose his mates by who has the blondest hair.. ( and making sure they are fat) his offspring usually only see him until they are 2 months as he is usually in jail by that time.
Wow that hobo over there is such a Lee Moss...
by chiqqabunnie December 7, 2010
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Messy Jessie

A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
by FattyMatty November 2, 2012
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