Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.
My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out
by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023
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Mong pheromone

A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell
"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!"

Or

"How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"
by The1811 January 11, 2024
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mong peng

Mong peng is a Cantonese word and is often use to describe someone who is blur and stupid.
Nei dong Ngor hei Mong peng? You think I'm stupid?
by H.A.CM March 02, 2014
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id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.
Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.
by Eric Devlin February 03, 2007
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Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.
We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.
by HiggsHighway March 06, 2021
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Mong hole

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole
by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023
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Mong hole

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole
by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023
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