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A Girl obsessed with assassins from the renascence era and horsemen also has a burning desire to rule the world with pork pies and twiglets

Can Be referred to as Mrs Kenway
Gimme Dat Twiglets Megan Is Hungary
Megan by Mr Kenway November 20, 2012
Topically a annoying girl cuz she is a sket who sleeps with lots of people or is just genuinely annoying
“Who’s that they well annoying ?”
It’s megan”
Megan by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019
A very funny, klutzy girl. Often a dumb blonde. Smart in school but not much else. Beautiful. Never single. A really good friend to have so find a Megan and be her best friend!
Guy 1: dude Megan is so hot
Guy 2: yeah and my girlfriend
Megan by TAYLORRRR May 21, 2013
A so called vegan who only cares about food, socialising, hairy armpits, more food & sod all about animals
Please don't tell me about animal cruelty because I'm a MEgan
MEgan by Mike James February 15, 2017
A huge, unrelenting sex goddess who will not take no for an answer. Queen of cat hoarding and master of Chinese disguise. Don't let her beauty and glowing smile deceive you. If you meet a Megan, invite her backpacking and kick her off the first mountain you find.
Megan's beautiful majesty and trickery almost had me fooled. Her sorcery went unnoticed for 3 weeks hidden behind her kind deceitful eyes until I realized the demon she truly was. I gave her a russell (sex act), threw her with the power of Thor off mount Olympus and called it a godamn day.
Megan by Megansucks farealdoe January 17, 2016
Megan is untrustworthy BITCH. She has amazing skin. When people look at her they say "hey that's satin but with nicer eyes!". Megan is a syncopath and will consistently stroke you. Be warned she'll eat all your food. Stay away from the megan...
Troy: That girl looks untrustworthy but with nice eyes.

Gabriella: That must be a megan. Stay away from her.
Megan by Hotgingers December 3, 2016