Lemon High

When you get so high off your ass you think your a lemon, and want to juice yourself. Another possible effect of the Lemon High is the creation of random non-existent foods.

Guy 1: Man I want those WonkaChunk Peanutz!

Guy 2: Dude what the hell are you talking about?!

Guy 1: I have no idea I have a Lemon High, and I just want to juice myself.

by EmeraldSoul May 22, 2009

Lemon Drop

Like a Tea Bag, but with a twist. You dip your balls in urine.
(preferably your own!) Then you proceed to put your balls in someones mouth. A lemon Drop!

I gave my girlfriend a Lemon Drop last night.

by J.R. from Chicago June 5, 2011

lemonade

what one makes when life gives them lemons. what the hell else are you gonna do with them.

guy 1: "Man, why do I keep getting all these lemons?"

guy 2: "I don't know. You should make some lemonade though."

by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008

Milk, Milk, Lemonade

1. The preamble and unofficial title to a joyous childhood rhyme. It goes: Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Push the Button, Fudge is Made. While saying this lovely poem, children point to the right side of their chest and then the left for the Milk part. For lemonade, they point to their genitals. "Push the button" calls for pushing ones belly button and then finishing it off by pointing to ones arse.

2. Something you say to your boss to express your lack of interest in what (s)he is saying.

3. Something you say very loudly when someone is telling you something you don't want to hear.

2. "Hey Lance, can you do a better job scrubbing the toilets? The chunks of corn and poop splatters are still visible"

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade ..."

3. "Lance, honey. I told you we should have used a condom. The test just came back positive."

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade!"

by Becki J. February 19, 2005

lemon licker

a lesbian.

shes a lemon licker.

by donia+maria September 20, 2003

lemon meringue

When a guy is fucking someone, comes inside them, stays in until he gets soft, and then pees in them.

Man, he was so drunk when we were doin' it last night, total lemon meringue before I could roll him off of me!

by mochakitty May 23, 2004

Lemon Baxter

When dipping the ball sack into a bowl of freshly squeezed lemon juice and then sits on a person face.

Note: Take care making sure the balls are not shaved just prior to the dipping.

Jane was lying on the bed so Jimmy decided to squat over her and give her Lemon Baxter.

by dyavoll73 October 1, 2010