lap bitch

One who follows the scent of Slap 'n' Tickle's testicles. This person will do anything he says or does. Spends his/her time searching for gypsy tears while Slap 'n' Tickle isn't around because he/she heard the tears cure the AIDS he received from him
Slap 'n' Tickle's roommate is a lap bitch
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victory lap

During sexual intercourse, the act of pulling out at the peak of sexual arousal and running around the partner in a circle, spraying a fountain of gism across the ceiling and walls with the objective of covering the partner in the greatest possible amount of ejaculate.
I almost drowned in Dave's semen during his victory lap.
by victorylapper69* October 16, 2008
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Brazilian Lap Dance

A type of lap dance were a scantily clad woman mounts a man who sitting, facing forward, by putting the front of her ankles on the top of his shoulders, her hands on the floor in front of her and thrusts her ass into his face.
"Man, Joe almost wound up with a concussion after he got that Brazilian Lap Dance last night."
by Rick Jones 1234 November 25, 2012
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crap in my lap

to crap in ones lap like slow dripping sap. excited exclamation
whoa crap in my lap thats awesome
by jizzle mc fizzle September 13, 2003
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Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works
Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition
by Ehauxjdbdh October 02, 2019
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Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap
Me: hey Sarah come here

Sarah: why
Me: it's lap sitting month

Satah: oh fineeeee
by Ehauxjdbdh October 02, 2019
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lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.
Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"
by Juice booty February 23, 2015
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