D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.

I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013

Lube Limit

The point where any adventure of any kind requires lube to continue.

Ryan thought his male stripper days were over... he hit the lube limit.

by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

Benny Lube

Pre cum containing HIV virus found on male genitalia during hot gay sex.

1. he has Benny lube in and around his mouth.
2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
3. He would never get laid if it wasnt for his handy Benny lube.
4. On the next "How do they make it": Benny Lube narrated by morgan freeman

by Proffesor Dan February 10, 2014

Lube them toes

“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.

Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂

by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018

Lube Mcgay

A weird person that is so gay it makes everybody in the same room as him scream and run away.

Lube Mcgay wouldn't stop following me last night, I thought he was doing to touch me.

by gaybrielisanerd June 10, 2023

Lube Tube

Two people covered in lubricant holding eachother forming a ring shape. A third person also lubed up penetrates both individuals using his hands or feet.

Jill: I’m so bored
Samuel: I think we should do a lube tube with eachother to not be bored

by BundaBandit789 April 25, 2024

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023