girding my loins

To anger one greatly.
A person who angers someone - a loin girder

"stop girding my loins" = stop anger\annoying me
"Hey you, quit girding my loins!"
"You are really know how to gird my loins!"

by Emily and conor April 10, 2007

Lois

Can be an angry ginger but with beautiful eyes but can be a little too confident when it comes to netball overall she is a great friend!

Lois is a crazy girl who is great at netball

by Dog_cherry_chic August 28, 2017

Loin Cloth

An expansive massive of pubic hair that opaquely covers the genitals, descending from just under the naval, all the way down, then ascending towards the anus, where it may or may not end. Some loin cloths have been known to continue to just above the sacrum.

"If her sacrum was the horizon, then her loin cloth was the ocean."

"My girl digs the hairy back--but she hates the loin cloth."

by Harry Keratin January 5, 2013

Lois Lane

When your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your ass. You roll him to his stomache, strattle him and cum onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. Once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been "Lois Laned".

One night I left the room to get something sexy on for my man only to come back and find him sleeping...so without him I finished the deed I then proceeded to Lois Lane him.

by snow minx January 2, 2011

Blows Da Ballz Off Da Loin

When you're so terrible at something in particular, or if something is terrible.

"Pokemon is my favorite game!"
"That game blows da ballz off da loin."

by GameGulch July 20, 2006

Loïc

Sex beast. Huge cook and better then schmeggy

Every one wants to be a Loïc

by TriggerTigger January 5, 2021

loid

Loid is a spy, who is a dilf. He's a majestic blonde with blue eyes. If loid ever needs a wife or girlfriend for a mission, I would gladly sign up. He's 6'2. what's more perfect than a tall guy? Hes so attractive. Yor is a lucky woman and needs to fall fr in love with him or I'll do it myself.

"you know loid?"

"the hot spy?"

"fr, i'd marry him if he asked me to"

"I agree, Niyya."

by loidssweetheart/loidswifey September 18, 2022