Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten

"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"

by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013

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"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.

A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.

by QuacksO March 4, 2015

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Skin Kitten

the "pet" name of a female's privates when kept impeccably shaved, waxed, or treated with a depilatory

my skin kitten is feeling a little brutalized after i got that brazilian wax this morning

by ubermilf April 20, 2015

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throwing kittens

get really angry about something

Harry is really angry about that. I just saw him throwing kittens at Rafael

by chopper recharge January 29, 2015

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Script kitten

A Little kid that thinks he can hack

Little kid: I'm going to hack your PSN account

Bob: you can't hack shit

Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down

Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten

by The nigger hung from a tree li April 30, 2015

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