nice job foreskin

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."

teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"

by Sefcear#32 May 25, 2020

Stealth Job

The act of pleasuring another person in public by either using the hand or mouth. This would likely occur in the back corner of a classroom, or the very backseat of a public bus.

"Man.. I heard Tina gave you a stealth job in math class the other day?!"

"Yeah, Mrs. Dunford never saw a thing."

by Slander89 February 5, 2010

smock job

A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.

When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.

by Led Zeppole March 17, 2004

dead-end job

Employment in a menial job which usually requires minimal skills, offers little pay, and has few or no opportunities for a promotion or advancement within the company. See McJob.

I've worked cleaning tables at this restaurant for three years making minimum wage, and no matter how hard I try to impress the managers, open management positions are always given to college-educated applicants who have never even worked with the company. I'm sick and tired of this hopeless, dead-end job.

by nevermind809 August 23, 2010

Sweep Job

A sweep job is when someone sweeps, one's privates as a sexual act. You can choose between straw, plastic, or steel bristles for more friction.

The maid enters the room holding a broom, and says, "Hey boys anyone want a sweep job?"

by SlikWilly March 19, 2018

Yard Job

To drive through somones lawn, spining the tires in it and causing damage to the yard.

Steve gave Matt a great Yard Job last night after the game.

by Colin April 11, 2004

Lob Job

a sexual move that involves a woman giving a man a handjob while wearing an oven mitt, thus resembling the claw of a lobster.

Steve: Hey foods teacher, put that oven mitt on and jerk me off.
Foods teacher: oh, you mean give you a lob job, sure.
Steve: oh wow, your the best!

by PITTdav25 November 16, 2007