The use of doublespeak and/or jargon to allude to an answer, and to elude a question. It can be read backwards as well as forewards simply because it's non-linear; linear perspective indicates no answer.
"A carrot on a stick."
Mounted to a pig,
that doesn't exist.
Trapped in a Mobius strip.
"A carrot on a stick."
Mounted to a pig,
that doesn't exist.
Trapped in a Mobius strip.
I had to sit through ten minutes of Jerbish on a YоuTube video. Even though it seemed like some point was being made, I distinctly recall not having discerned any intelligible information. I reached over to close the video and gasped in horror at my own reflection. My now 'mouth' was.. (open?), as if basking at the sudden realization. And my 'hands' too, as if the sight of them could bring me to my many feet in head-splitting agony. I passed out. And when I came too, I peered over my bed to my limbs, terrified of what I might see. "Oh, thank Yith." I said.
"Tentacles."
"Tentacles."
by Eman Abdussalam November 8, 2022
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Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!
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Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
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Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
by Willy Soul October 12, 2023
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I owed Don Giovanni 15 G but didn't have time to come up with the money, so I tossed him a jewish bankroll wrapped up in a c-note and got the hell out of there before he knew what hit him.
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