japperese

The name given to Japanese words, often song lyrics, when mispronounced by English-speakers.

The reverse is true for the word engrish

Person speaking Japperese: "A noo a ni a cani, a noo a ni a calla"

Person speaking Japanese: "Mukuchi na kimi ni, mukuchi na ai de"

by Xang and Cole June 2, 2005

Hot Josper

A sexual move invented in 1972 barcelona spain by Jerge' Josperstein...the "Hot Josper" is named after the Spanish Charcoal fired "Josper" oven. The move begins with a man drinking a bottle of metamucil mixed with liquid smoke. When he (or she) begins to feel the urge to have a bowel movement, he pulls out the front elastic band of his partners panties (drawers) and proceeds to drop multiple hot/smokey nuggets into the vaginal region. These "nuggets" are meant to simulate the mesquite charcoal nuggets that are placed in a josper oven drawer. he then procedes to put his penis or "tube steak" into the charcoal fired..."horno de panocha" until satisfied.

*note...in valencia and other regions of spain, the male will also eat quantities of wild tarragon. This tarragon will subtly flavor the ejaculate and create a "bearnaisse" flavor profile for the semen.

He gave his grandmother a hot josper.

by Harvy Felterstein March 13, 2014

Jaspreet

Jaspreet is amazing and crazily outgoing. She is one in a trillion and a lucky charm. Her glo up hits the hardest out of all others. She is loyal and significant to others. Her style is no where near basic. She has many friends and a big social group. Her jokes are hilarious and she’s surely knows how to make someone smile. She can be quiet but is secretly talented. She is caring and will always be there for you. She can take time out of her day to check up on you for two hours. Jaspreets are usually seductively charming. She doesn’t easily give her beauty to anyone. She also knows how to surely bite back at someone who messes with her.

Hey yo I pulled a prank on Jaspreet today!
BOI, YOU GONE THAT GIRL FINNA END YOU!

by Harvard Doctor January 28, 2020

Jesper

Awesome, cool, epic, the emperor of awesomeness.

dude, look what an awesome thing that guy did! he can only be a Jesper.

by Jinky24 November 30, 2011

Thayne Jasperson

Literal cookie god! Best know for Hamilton, Matilda, Newsies, High School Musical 1 & 2. He is an angel sent from the heavens. He is adorable

A- Have you ever heard of Thayne Jasperson?
B- Yes, the cute Newsboy who eats cookies a lot?
A- Yes, the angel!

by VicElizaPotter January 4, 2021

Jampers

The horrible combination of denim jeans and pampers diapers.

Time to change that baby, he just shit his Jampers.

by Mrs. A-Dub July 12, 2010

jasere

A fine ass nigga who will love you till you die this person is the right one for you love them and they will show the same in return he has good friends and a good life

Omg Jasere is so fine

by Why haven’t we heard of this April 28, 2020