Jones Soda
Jones Soda by anna_banana3 June 25, 2005
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catherine zeta jones
One of the most talented and gorgeous women in Hollywood. She is the envy of many woman because she is physically flawless, and wins Oscars at the same time. Is married to Michael Douglas.
Jane: "Did you see Catherine Zeta Jones in Intolerable Cruelty?"
Anna: "Yes. I would kill to look like her. I would even kill her."
Jane: "Wouldn't everyone?"
Anna: "Yes. I would kill to look like her. I would even kill her."
Jane: "Wouldn't everyone?"
catherine zeta jones by Someone8829 August 3, 2006
Jonesie
Adj. To be sneaky, bold and conduct oneself with a nonchalant disregard for the rules
n. Jones- a merry trickster particularly adept at sneaky behavior and at times theft. (Such activity when conducted by a jonesie person is preformed with a marked nonchalance and playfulness.)
n. Jones- a merry trickster particularly adept at sneaky behavior and at times theft. (Such activity when conducted by a jonesie person is preformed with a marked nonchalance and playfulness.)
Lukas Jones
Lukas Jones Is a Famous New York Celebrity and a playboy.
he Is the most drop dead gorgeous man, ever to walk this earth. Tall handsome, nice lips, sweet ass. cute smile. The list could go on defining his godly physical features. But his personality is what wins you over. with his sweet charm. and never ending love for snuggling. and his sensitive heart that just keeps on giving. maybe even a little too much.
Lukas Jones can also refer to the term "poolboy"
mainly wearing a thin cloth around the crotch know as a thong (thhh-uhh-ooonggg) That rides up his tush so everyone may view his godly buns of steal.
he Is the most drop dead gorgeous man, ever to walk this earth. Tall handsome, nice lips, sweet ass. cute smile. The list could go on defining his godly physical features. But his personality is what wins you over. with his sweet charm. and never ending love for snuggling. and his sensitive heart that just keeps on giving. maybe even a little too much.
Lukas Jones can also refer to the term "poolboy"
mainly wearing a thin cloth around the crotch know as a thong (thhh-uhh-ooonggg) That rides up his tush so everyone may view his godly buns of steal.
" Wow, Lukas Jones was endless in bed, he kept going for hours on end it was the best moment of my life! and then later that day, we went and shot up a school while applying hairspray and wearing some D&G shades. "
Lukas Jones by Cupcakeking July 4, 2008
Tom Jones Theory
This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.
Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."
David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"
Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"
Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
Tom Jones Theory by Huey Long August 14, 2009
donell jones
donell jones by donell is buff November 27, 2004
frank jones
Living the night to the fullest and never looking back. When calling out this name women will sigh, men will cry, and bums will ask for their money. If you are brave and decide to pull a "Frank Jones" you must continue to drink until the sun comes up and have a least one member of your party remove all their clothing within 24 hours.
frank jones by Cindy D February 18, 2008