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Jamaican Bobsled 

She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.
Jamaican Bobsled by Grim Tiswold January 21, 2022

Jamaican Man

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.
Jamaican Man by Gym Lion January 24, 2022

Jamaican tug-o-war 

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
Jamaican tug-o-war by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Jamaican juice 

Jamaican juice it’s a drink that get you crazy have cock long asl at a 10 to 20 size
Tom wake up with a rock hard cock I been drinking Jamaican juice

Jamaican Broccoli

"Hey do you have some Jamaican broccoli at home."

Jamaican Plane 

Our favorite person in the entire world. Derived from the acronym "JP", which comes from the name J. Porter. Ms. Porter is known for her specialty in traumatizing unsuspecting children within her dance studio. To cover our tracks while speaking of her, the director of her ballet program invented the name "Jamaican Plane".
"Oh no, here comes Jamaican Plane."
"Jamaican Plane went crazy during rehearsal last night."