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Hypochondriact

The definition of hypochondriact is Tegan
Tegan: it’s bipolar

Me: no love it’s called being a hypochondriact

Tegan: what does that mean

Me: it’s the definition of you
by Tallperson9000 April 6, 2019
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hypo-whitephobic

when you’re white but you have an extreme fear of white people so you’re hypocritical
“i hate white people
“dude aren’t you white”
“yes but still
“you’re so hypocritical, you’re hypo-whitephobic”
by ceremonlals on ig August 13, 2019
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hypo crip

A hypo crip is a person who acts like their all gangsta and smart but really isn’t whatsoever. Even the dumbest of dumb people can outsmart them with ease.
That girl Serena is the definition of a hypo crip.
by xuhn December 18, 2019
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hypocoroniac

A specific type of hypochondriac that is obsessively in a panic believing they have COVID-19.
Used in a sentence: “My mother obsessively thinks she has COVID-19. My mother is a hypocoroniac”!
by Feng Shui April 13, 2020
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Hypobantemia

Hypobantemia is a very serious condition and can be defined as where ones level of banter have dropped to the point where it is life threatening.

The condition can be brought on by many stressful situations, such as working Saturdays, spending a weekend with in the in-laws or just having a boring work colleague.

This situation can be remedied by watching quality videos on the internet, associating with those with high levels of banter or just removing yourself from the trigger of your hypobantemia.

If left untreated, this condition can make it harder for you to drop some fresh banter or just be interesting in general.

The phrase can be split into 3 sections;

Prefix - Hypo, meaning low

Adjective - Bant, refering to banter

Suffix - emia, presence in blood.

Low banter presence in blood.
Sam - Have you noticed how boring Ste is recently?

Donny G - Yeah man, I swear he's suffering from hypobantemia or somet. Raaaah.
by Mannyonthemap0161 June 25, 2020
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Hypobantemia

Hypobantemia is a very serious condition and can be defined as where ones level of banter have dropped to the point where it is life threatening.

The condition can be brought on by many stressful situations, such as working Saturdays, spending a weekend with in the in-laws or just having a boring work colleague.

This situation can be remedied by watching quality videos on the internet, associating with those with high levels of banter or just removing yourself from the trigger of your hypobantemia.

If left untreated, this condition can make it harder for you to drop some fresh banter or just be interesting in general.

The phrase can be split into 3 sections;

Prefix - Hypo, meaning low

Adjective - Bant, refering to banter

Suffix - emia, presence in blood.

Low banter presence in blood.
Sam - Have you noticed how boring Ste is recently?

Donny G - Yeah man, I swear he's suffering from hypobantemia or somet. Raaaah.
by Mannyonthemap0161 June 25, 2020
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Hypochristian

A hypocritical person of Christian faith who participates in sinful activities but thinks it's ok because they are Christian.
I heard Jason goes to church every Sunday and believes in Jesus and yet I caught him fingering an unconscious girl at a party. Fucking hypochristian.
by Lamusette August 13, 2020
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