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shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.
by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019
mugGet the shat my hoopmug.

catch it in the hoop

To receive anal sex. Not gender specific, but most commonly used as an insult to a male.
That son of a bitch loves the cock and especially loves to catch it in the hoop.

Some chicks prefer vaginal intercourse, but others would rather catch it in the hoop.
by Barry Mafasinit December 10, 2011
mugGet the catch it in the hoopmug.

hooped earrings

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.
by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014
mugGet the hooped earringsmug.

sausage hooping

It was sausage hooping because I kept my socks on.
by x0mbiez July 6, 2025
mugGet the sausage hoopingmug.

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
by JMRR5 June 18, 2022
mugGet the Hoop Kneemug.

hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
mugGet the hoop-skirtmug.

krakatoa hooping

by very epic mans November 20, 2021
mugGet the krakatoa hoopingmug.

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