Jam Hands

1.A medical condition striking children that causes there hands to attract sticky substances and then deposit on just about everything.
2. The actual hands covered in the sticky substance

That bastard little kid got his damn jam hands on my cd.

by John Y December 6, 2003

Indian Handshake

A handshake, characterized by an utter lack of firmness in the grip, and often, a sweaty palm, giving the receiver a creepy and unpleasant feeling. Commonly given by men from India, hence the name.

Alice: Who’s that man you were talking to this morning?
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!

by Bernheim February 17, 2014

piano hands

Hands with long and particularly strong fingers, the result of years piano practice.

I couldn't pry that cookie away from her once she got hold of it with those piano hands.

by Uncle_Doug June 11, 2006

national hold hands day

september 27 is national hold hands day soooo yea that’s gonna be lit

omg did you know today is national hold hands day

no omg

by idontknowmynamebshsbs September 25, 2019

hands on site

The act of which you will fuck a nigga up as soon as you see him

Fuck drew santistevan. Hands on site nigga

by Fuck drew February 15, 2018

handstinence

the act of waiting until marriage to h*ld h*nds with your partner.

friend: dude did you smash?
you: yeah
friend: did you h*ld h*nds?
you: no bro i practice handstinence

by girlwtpho August 27, 2019

Handsome squidward

his really handsome gets all the octopussy

handsome squidward gets all the octopussy

by Eating ur mom all day July 25, 2018