Hose War

when kids from two neighboring houses get their hoses and drench each other until one of them goes inside. The one inside is the loser of the war.

hot summer's day.
Mathieu: KROCKATOWA!
Mathieu grabs his hose and sprays his neighbors. The hose war has begun.

by lookz4Mathieu May 18, 2011

Garden hose

Something two idiots argue over.

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.

by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021

captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021

Hosing out the outhouse

The act of peeing in a butt.

Summer lost the bet to Jackie, so he is going to be hosing out the outhouse

by JackieBuckner79 December 7, 2017

Thirst hose

Penis.

Stop playing with your thirst hose, Bobby.

by Music Club December 13, 2018

Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.

Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny

by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024

Need her hosing

A Chick or someone, who's sucking dick ,cock ....on their knees.

That girls is need her hosing around.

by Nicole Daniels & Robert Macias February 13, 2021