Griffin Castillo

The name of a character on the soap opera, "All My Children", portrayed by one of TV's worst actors, Jordi Vilasuso.

This (not so) skilled actor received an EMMY for his previous work on screen…It is totally baffling, as to how he achieved this? Given his acting repertoire as now currently presented on screen.

His Neanderthal image stirs many feelings in the grown women mainly that of an unclean, flea infested Ape.
Yet he is the New Messier? Amongst the people, for the people of Pine Valley?

His healing hands touch ALL, (and often roughly) he is their unshaven HERO? With coal dust, sadly trying to imitate a beard.

His chest is, as inflated as his head. (And his butt) Which amongst many has earned him the nickname, "GriffMOOBS” but sadly his chest goes without support; but he soldiers on; sometimes in the same shirt for a week? (Phew!!)
His skills as a Doctor are truly immense. Given two fingers, he can bandage them together, completely unaided and without verbal direction via a telephone link!! Awesome. LOL…
We are told over and over and over again that Griffin Castillo saves lives....We haven't seen him save ONE on his own!'...Telling us he's a hero, does not make him one.

What will All My Children be like without him?
Less contrived, with less forced story lines;

AND HEEPS MORE VIEWERS…YAY!!!
Griffin Castillo Neanderthal Ape GriffMOOBS Arrogant - A$$ole
by tkfanalways June 14, 2011
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A small magnet school for the arts located in the bootleg part of High Point, North Carolina. Students tend to complain about it being so small, but they actually love it a lot. Students pick a major from: Art, Band, Chorus, Dance, Drama, Guitar, Orchestra, and Piano. It rocks.
Aunt Mildred: So Johnny, where do you go to school now?
Johnny: I go to Penn-Griffin School for the Arts and I major in dance
Aunt Mildred: What? What's that? Penn-what?
by orchestra ftw April 23, 2008
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Peter Griffin's chin

Look at Peter Griffin's chin. Testicle-shaped, sexy, yummy, but totally niggerish!
Fan: I will suck on Peter Griffin's chin!
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The name of the new family guy movie due for release September 27, 2005. I heard it was pretty damn good. Going straight to dvd.
It's about how stewie sees a guy on tv that looks just like him. Convinced this guy is his real dad, Stewie travels the country to find him.
by Adrian August 13, 2005
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Arts school located in high point, NC. Offers orchestra, band, dance, chorus, piano, theatre, art, and GUITAR.
A middle and high school.
suck it.
Look, theres that school! Penn-Griffin School for the Arts!
by ismarticlever October 23, 2007
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I'd fuck Meg Griffin

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.
After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".
by b_rock44 February 15, 2011
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Peter Griffins Porn Stash

The stash of porn that Peter Griffin has that he hides from Lois.
by BILL___NYE!#$ December 11, 2019
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