Gooshed

When u get domed with no helmet.

Dude i got gooshed by that random fuck

by Chr1s LooHAN! October 4, 2005

Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.

Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!

by ian May 13, 2005

gooch gravy

When one takes part in extensive physical activity, residues of musky liquid builds up between the arse hole and the nutsack, often soaking the pubes and clegg nuts previously formed. This is then collected and fed to small south American children through a series of funnels

Lee: Just went for a run, sweating so much!
Rory: Eurgh I smell your gooch gravy from here!

by UmBongo August 31, 2013

ganj de gooch

A method of transporting your weed in the confines of the gooch -- via air, boat, cop car or other means.

Two homies arriving in Phoenix without weed.

"Man, I wish I wasn't stuck in Arizona without any hookups."

"Ain't no thang, necco. I got you. I pulled a ganj de gooch. We sittin' pretty."

by TallCan211 May 20, 2009

Gobshite

Irish slang for an idiot. Also Goby, (short for Gobshite)

I dont want anything to do with him, he is such a gobshite.

Look at that goby over there.

by Billy-boy August 12, 2007

gobshite

a person who talks alot of shite

the arsenal manager is a gobshite

by sparxx September 27, 2003

Gooch Lick

1. When a female licks the area between a male's asshole and ballsack.
2. When the gooch area is sweaty, and when a girl licks it and/or licks your fingers that have just touched the gooch area.

1. "Perrie just gave me the gooch lick!"

by twoeightyoneci April 10, 2008