Gooch Poof

When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .

Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof

by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022

Gooch Grime

Also known as Swamp Ass. When the area between your anus and testicles get sweaty, the sweat you get is now Gooch Grime.

Friend 1: "Bro, I was playing MW2 so long, I started getting gooch grime"

Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"

by ASillyLittleGoober March 13, 2023

goobin

when you’re just fuckin shit up cause you kinda sad and weird, like the orphan kid on meet the robinson’s.

that boy goobin

by a man of mystery March 16, 2023

Goobinsquibbin

A "goofy-ahh" person under the age of 15 who acts very irrationally, erratically and recklessly. Often they get into detention or special programs due to their school. Commonly housed in middle and elementary schools with corrupt principals.

"That loser was such a goobinsquibbin at the Halloween party yesterday"

by AugustDaMope July 16, 2023

big gooch

its a gooch that is 4 meters long

u have jeans but i still see ur huge gooch. big gooch

by goochmaster134 December 31, 2013

ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016

long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.

My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.

by long gooch May 4, 2018