Goober Gobble

Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.

MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.

by Tibber November 27, 2017

Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

Goober Nuts

THERE'S A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS MARY!!!!

Mary doesn't know that goober nuts is two different words and it's horribly disappointing

by gooberspacenuts September 26, 2019

Goober Syndrome

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.

Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel

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Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.

by Eris___ February 9, 2023

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006

goober stink

one who knows all the ansers.
but wishes he new the question.

by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005