Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.

My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose

by anonymous September 21, 2021

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Gobble Wobble

When she jacks you off with her loose ass neck skin

We were in the back of the truck and she gave me a gobble wobble

by juanmoretimeyess October 2, 2021

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Gabble Dabble

One who dabbles in the drug gabapentin, which can produce a marijuana-like high.

She was a Gabble Dabble and that's why she gabs so much.

by Jay Reesy February 2, 2022

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Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

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wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.

Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.

by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022

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