Masturbator generator

A battery-less adult toy

My masturbator generator failed me tonight when I needed it the most!

by AmberLaine84 October 2, 2016

ring general

someone who controls the wrestling match and leads the fight between 2 wrestlers

the rookie had to be the ring general because the veteran was hurt

by rickymaddy January 27, 2018

OPUS GENERIS

OPUS GENERIS is a suite of five classical poems which give a dialectical, forward-moving, depersonalized picture of the gender-identity formation process in terms of traditional classical myth. The aim was to do justice to both the telos of heterosexual marriage and child-rearing, as affirmed by the Judaeo-Christian moral tradition, AND the zigs and zags of the identity formation process, as covered in classical poetry, and all in the context of a night's poetic entertainment in two languages and various meters.
Catullus, Cybele and Attis (Latin, galliambics, failure to escape from the mother)
Pindar, Olympian #1 (Greek, epinician, powerful male figure pulls boy away)
Odyssey Book II (Greek, hexameters, boy tries to play the man independently and fails)
Ovid, Daphne & Apollo (Latin, hexameters, boy turns from playing with boys to pursuing a girl)
The aim is not to court controversy as being pro or anti trans, or pro or anti pedophilia. The aim is to provide material that is well balanced enough to provoke interesting and necessary discussion.

Before OPUS GENERIS, study of sexuality was balkanized into Christians obsessed with marriage and child-rearing as the one true sexual orientation, and fetish-based people obsessed with every other kind of sexual outlet, all of which is regarded by Christians as sexual DISorientation. Having studied OPUS GENERIS, people began to see the gender-identity formation process as a dialectic in which one sexual focus gave way to the next.
Matthew Barney's five-part opus THE CREMASTER CYCLE was a major inspiration for OPUS GENERIS, as was Genesis's The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. The way Christian "conversion therapy" programs failed to cover the necessary territory was a very powerful motivator.

by Didaskalos January 27, 2022

Bruv-nor General

The highest honor of bro-ness. Only a real bro can be worthy of this title.

Guy 1: My mate.... is a real awesome guy. A proper Bruv-nor General.

Guy 2: Wow, man. He must be a righteous dude .

by J spaz November 2, 2014

To our future Generations

To our future generations, just know that we are truly sorry for leaving this fucked up and twisted piece of shit world to you. Most of you will probably be led astray by the rest of the ignorant masses, if you are reading this than we hope that you aren't a part of the sheeple flock. We know that there is no way to apologize enough for ruining our home, and your home. But we just want to warn you to act on the behalf of those who can't and take down our oppressors and bring about a change in the natural cycle. I say this on the behalf of past generations and on the behalf of NTHC.

To our future generations, will you please forgive us?

by NTH.C December 6, 2017

doo doo general

Elderly or older doo doo soldier that’s risen through the ranks. Has many great great great grandchildren and drives 49 mph in the left lane of the interstate usually having no license or car insurance. Most likely in a 1980s Cadillac with side pipes.

Alex got T boned by a doo doo general! Couldn’t believe he actually had car insurance.

by Rythmical Nutcase February 10, 2018

Clout Master General

The highest honor achievable by clout chasers. Only upon years on end of constant chasing and successfully chugging 8 Natural Lights may a rookie clout chaser attain the title of Clout Master General. Only one man has ever been granted this honor. All Hail Clout Master General BSmash0903

Nobody:
Clout Master General Brandon: Ohhh Claire, Come here emmie, Yes chad YES

by _i_speak_the_truth_ March 24, 2019