forster

depressed, emo, smitten, struck, down

A: "Oh no, my girlfriend left me! I want to kill myself!"
B: "Dude, quit being so forster already."

by Kabioli March 8, 2008

foster girlfriend

A girl who dates men until they find their forever girlfriend. Girl who doesn’t intentionally want to be with a guy long term.

She’ll never be with one guy for too long because she is only the foster girlfriend.

by Luleila June 17, 2020

forster

a whimpy person, which keeps crying and complaining about how terrible their life is, although they are better off than anyone else around them, e.g. having hiphop-gangsta-playa-style clothes bought for them by their mother which are worth several hundred dollars, a suit for several hundred dollars, a macbook for several thousand dollars, have had a married five year older girlfriend who allowed them to have analsex with her all the time, spend most of the time smoking best quality weed while everyone else is forced to smoke cheap pot while not willing to share it, have got busted while driving their car stoned and drunk several times withouth having to lose their driving license because their mother knew the local police chief, and so on.

a forster will always cry and bitch and tell everyone how he or she will blow his or her brains out with his father's gun. he or she will always tell their problems to everyone, no matter whether that person wants to hear them or not. however, if demanded to return the favor of listening to one own's problems, they will not listen to you and instead start to ignore you.

synonyms: pussy, emo, faggot

the sun does not shine today. damn i feel so forster.

by epicph41l March 8, 2008

Brandon the foster kid

he’s a naughty boy with a bad habit, a bad habit for bike stealing.
bike stealing,
bike stealing

Person 1: “Do you know where my bike went?”
Person 2: “Brandon The Foster Kid would probably have it”

by brofromusa July 29, 2018

Foster Road

N: The toughest ghetto in the world is foster road.

Adj:Something ghetto or beat


The mean streets of hatfield pa gave birth to foster road, and the niggaz in foster are the most muderous thugz ever.

N: Have you ever been to foster road?


Adj:"look at that borke ass car"
"shit thats fosta"

by Matty Smizz May 13, 2005

Fosters

Fosters is slang for 'Good Call' referring to the guys in the fosters advert

Guy 1: Hey, I;m going pub, wanna come?

Guy 2: Foster

Guy 1: Right, I'm going for a cig, you coming?

Guy 2: Fosters on that!!

by R1bby July 28, 2011

foster's home for imaginary friends

A completely over-rated piece of bullshit that kids like to watch and spout about how much this cartoon makes them want to wet their pants in joy. The characters are repetitive and unlikable, the animation is in the 'HOLY GRAIL' flash, and it is repeated 20 times a day thanks to Cartoon Networks 'refreshing' schedule.

Stating your dislike for this show can often result in fantard overdrive. Also,mispronouncing the title Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends' can also bring in mass fantard overdrive.

Mac: Hey Bloo, what are you doing?
Bloo: I'm going to do something to prove that yet again I'm an asshole but since I'm the star of the show, people will like me regardless.
Mac: Isn't that what you did LAST episode?
Bloo: Yes, but this is Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and no one will notice if the plots are repeated! WE'RE ANIMATED IN FLASH!!

by Someonehasspoken March 10, 2007