flustercuck

Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.

All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.

by pjdkoch August 7, 2016

Flushie

A slushie made out of toilet water. Flushie comes with many flavors, such as dogshit delight, alkaline piss, "chocolate" fudge, and cat pee cocktail.

Let's grab some flushies on the way!

My favorite flushie is "chocolate" fudge.

by Toxic individual February 20, 2022

passport flusher

an illegal immigrant that claims refugee status before clearing customs on entering a county.

Someone arrives into Sydney Airport from the Phillipines with passport in hand, then before reaching the customs officers runs to the bathroom and flushes the passport down the toilet (i.e. passport flusher). When they go to clear customs they claim refugee status.

by horselips October 16, 2008

guilt flush

after coming home from a very late night out... you wake up in the morning only to find you have cocaine left over in a baggy in your pocket.
Feeling guilty from the night before for doing drugs, you flush the rest down the toilet.

Dude, I totally guilt flushed my baggy this morning.

by the keibler October 16, 2009

Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.

If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.

Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.

by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009

13-Flusher

A poo that is so hefty and enormous that instead of taking just one flush to go down, it takes thirteen. Often beige in colour and may resemble a corn-on-the-cob in size and shape. Generally caused by being vegetarian.

Rob: Calum, why is there a corn-on-the-cob down our toilet?

Calum: That's not a corn-on-the-cob, it's a 13-flusher I just produced. Let me go and find something to break it apart with so it doesn't clog our toilet.

by Jizzletits December 10, 2010

Gutter Flush

The sexual act of taking a mouth full of saliva, water or some other fluid (e.g. sparkling wine or hot sauce), and repeating the action of blowing said fluid in and out of the anus of a sexual partner. It is customary for both partners to share the ingestion of the fluid of choice after a suitable number of cycles have been performed.

A Gutter Flush involves bending a girl/boy over (or having them squat on your face) after filling your mouth with a liquid of both your choosing. One would then create a tight seal with one's lips around the anus of the lover, and blow the contents of one's mouth into said anus. One would then suck the contents out again into the mouth, and repeat as required/desired, before sharing the liquid with one's partner.

" I went out last night and ended up gutter flushing a hot babe down an alley with beer. I swilled it ten times before blowing half down her mouth and drinking the rest. It was lovely."

by S T Beales Esq. October 29, 2012