When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.
"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"
by DangerFinger February 22, 2015
Get the Danger Fingermug. When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.
Matt: *shuffling songs*
Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..
Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*
Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!
Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..
Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*
Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!
by mattcrawford July 23, 2011
Get the Shuffle fingersmug. 'hey michael cop these fingers'
'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'
'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'
by opatolive January 30, 2022
Get the cop these fingersmug. The digit on the hand that is used primarily for texting on your cellular phone. Also used to hitch hike but really more than a billion people a min are using it to send messages all over the world
Using the commonly known THUMB to push letters on a device to send an electronic message. or SSG Potter used his text finger to poke SPC smith in the eye during combatives. or he stuck his text finger out to catch a ride
by SSG POTTER, DANIEL December 14, 2012
Get the Text Fingermug. "Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."
by Pete Leg October 18, 2007
Get the grinch fingersmug. by Squee! July 3, 2005
Get the fat fingermug. by Chillibean69 August 28, 2022
Get the 4 Fingersmug.