filthy santa

on christmas you cover the floor with dirt (or danieles face) and you place your penis in her ass and you pull out and you take the shit thats on your penis and you put it in the milk by the fire place and santa has a nice surprise

one time my friend brian gave this women a filthy santa by placing a pail over her head because he didn't want to look at her and than she drank the milk ya know cuz daniele is gross ya know she looks like a human herpy ya know she smells like an elephants asshole ya know she likes to lick da trunk while gettin humped while watching forest gump ya know shes ugly like ass ya know

by mamoth milf balls March 18, 2008

Filthy niggers

1.Those who have extreme diarrhea of the mouth

2.A dirty nigger or niglet
3.Someone who was guilty and somehow magically gets the all the charges of EVADING police dropped after leading long ass chase

Those Filthy Niggers like O.J. disgust me

by Matt DAMON-Team America June 23, 2009

Filthy Swine

A Large, Ugly, Obese thing. Usually eating everything, and carries 2 lunchs. (or more) Depends on fries to live.

That man with the 2 lunchs and a pound of fries, is a filthy swine.

by winetwine May 18, 2006

filthy muppet

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status

i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.

by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010

scottish coffee filter

An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.

"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"

by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009

Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009