Pre-Fired

A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.

Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."

Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."

Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."

by Wall-Street Strangler April 19, 2009

shots fired

a vine that tina and shaina say and use a lot

“oh my gosh! ratatata! shots fired!”

by ratatatatatta December 26, 2018

null order filed set null ddl

Crazy talk from people that really don't know what they are saying.

"How did E tell you to fix that problem"

"She said 'null order filed set null ddl"

by M. Docketer January 22, 2008

twangy-a-fied

To make something twangy or more interesting.

Im gona make this picture of Dan more... twangy-a-fied

by jijijijiji June 11, 2006

fiefdom

A fief

What's a fiefdom, a fief (TIMES 9000)

by Delta Star Kai October 4, 2018

Alaskan Firedragon

The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra

Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 20, 2017

fife

just some random thing u say in a conversation when u have nothing else to say

by Anonymous June 25, 2003