Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.

So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

father ted

Correction: Father Ted was a British programme, made by Channel 4 (U.K.), and shot in London. It was, of course, set in Ireland and the external scenes were shot on location.

Sheryl Crow (inexplicably): "My name is Father Ted"

by anonymous June 2, 2004

father first

Used when your buddies want to do something, but you can't, due to family obligations. No further explanation is required.

"Dude, we are all going to Vegas this weekend!"
"Can't do it. Father first."

by idyt November 19, 2016

Absent Father

Prominent figure in an African American home

The truth about Jamal is he had an Absent Father

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

Reverend Father

In the Catholic Church, you are supposed to call the Priest "Father" even though he most certainly is NOT a father since he is required to be celibate.

Do you have any NATURAL children, Reverend Father?

Of course not! Why would you wonder that?

by Noel Manson January 18, 2007

father fishbowl

one motherfucker of a fishbowl!

i don't think theyre ready for father fishbowl

by adam stalnaker November 7, 2005