Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.

Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap

by Buxty June 16, 2010

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

fap girl

a female person, either living or a work of art, that is sexually attractive enough for a man to use in his masturbation for several times.

"Look at Catherine, man. She really is one hot fap girl."

by imarabbitholeinyourass June 3, 2016

Fap city

Fap city is where 50 old white men gather together to fap in time square New York

The fap city this year was out of control

by Donkeyshlong69 January 4, 2019

Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Fap Explorer

1. A fap explorer is simply one who explores, whilist fapping. A fap explorer has his mind open to all the things sexual. One minute he can be jacking off to my little pony, then switch to porn focused on ass, then go jack to gay porn at another time.

2. Someone who lowers the standards of their porn fetishes and/or want to see them in a different noun or style, and decides to explore the internet to find it.

Nomal Wanker :Dude whats your favorite type of porn?
Fap Explorer : I 'm a Fap Explorer, about everything is fine to me, but i dont check out anything related to torture porn or bdsm.

Normal Wanker: So you jack off to little kids you autistic fuck?

Fap Explorer I also dont fap to anything illegal you dumb cunt.

by The Fap Explorer May 22, 2016

Fap test

A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.

Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!

by T-Rex Jedi October 31, 2012