fap girl

a female person, either living or a work of art, that is sexually attractive enough for a man to use in his masturbation for several times.

"Look at Catherine, man. She really is one hot fap girl."

by imarabbitholeinyourass June 3, 2016

Fap Explorer

1. A fap explorer is simply one who explores, whilist fapping. A fap explorer has his mind open to all the things sexual. One minute he can be jacking off to my little pony, then switch to porn focused on ass, then go jack to gay porn at another time.

2. Someone who lowers the standards of their porn fetishes and/or want to see them in a different noun or style, and decides to explore the internet to find it.

Nomal Wanker :Dude whats your favorite type of porn?
Fap Explorer : I 'm a Fap Explorer, about everything is fine to me, but i dont check out anything related to torture porn or bdsm.

Normal Wanker: So you jack off to little kids you autistic fuck?

Fap Explorer I also dont fap to anything illegal you dumb cunt.

by The Fap Explorer May 22, 2016

Fapping with Pam

When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.

Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

golf fap

When one masturbates very quietly, using only two fingers, with as few strokes as possible.

I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.

by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012

slow fap

just like the slow clap, but instead of clappin', everybody's fappin'.

it was halftime and we were losing big. in an effort to boost morale, craig started a slow fap. before we knew it, every one of us blew our loads. we lost 77-6.

by mrtuggles July 27, 2013

Fap city

Fap city is where 50 old white men gather together to fap in time square New York

The fap city this year was out of control

by Donkeyshlong69 January 4, 2019

fap paw

The hand you use for masturbating.

I injured my fap paw, so I couldn't masturbate last night.

by tenderlove August 20, 2009