evil witness

1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time

2. starring absently for a long period of time

1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.

by Stonner Life November 20, 2009

Evil Bobblehead

creepy, sadistic little smiling toy that looks cute and funny. When it says "yes" it really means "no" it makes you want to kill yourself. He waits for you in the dark lounge at night. If you don't kill yourself the evil bobblehead will.................

Trisha "i bought this bobblehead at the toy store cause it looked so cute and now it keeps staring at me."

Edward"dud it want's to kill you. Watch your back it is a evil bobblehead!!!!"

by scarletwitch November 15, 2011

evil dick

A rotten dildo collector from limerick Saskatchewan

Evil dick sure has a lot of dildos

by stinkhole jammer February 7, 2014

evil eye

to be under an evil spell or to cast one.(black magic)

"i think someone put an evil eye on me. can you do something about it?"-mr.smith
"yeah but you have to fast for 4 days before the cerimony begins."-mr.yazzie

by crook foot March 12, 2004

axis of evil

Three countries (Iraq, Iran, and North Korea) labled by George W. Bush as enemies of The United States shortly after 911.

Terrorist funding originates in axis of evil states.

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

Evil Smile

The characters used to express naughtiness of evil intention when on the net.

"3y3 pwnz3d j00 >:)"

"heh heh heh >:)"

by Qw33n Kuma November 13, 2003

Seed of Evil

The seed of evil is the propensity for a woman to act out in a selfish, harmful manner towards men they are involved in a relationship with. Every woman contains the Seed of Evil, however the degree that the Seed effects a woman varies from case-to-case. Some women only contain the Seed deep down, where it has little effect on their behaviour. These women however do still in fact have the ability to harm a man that cares for her. Other women wear the seed of evil like clothing, and act outlandlishly at all times towards their boyfriends/husbands.

The only known women to not contain the seed of Evil are Grandmothers. It has been scientifically proven that the Seed of evil is washed out of the body during Menopause, and thus, Grandmothers do not act in a harmful way towards any men.

Man, I can't believe what that bitch did to me. She got the Seed of evil for sure

Everything was going great between us, but then she just dumped me out of no where. She is probably fucking someone else. God damn seed of evil

by Lahmead July 14, 2009