Emergency GUM

Your about to hook up with a girl and you were drinking, and you come across your nasty Beer Breath and thats where your emergency gum comes in effect. You have to be sneaky and cleaver to get this by a suspicous girl- first you lean over acting lik your going to cough, then you slip the gum mouth, and proceed with the original plan.

"Jim realizes that he has beer breathe so he secretly sneaks a piece of refreshing emergency gum."

by Josie Domer September 30, 2006

medical_emergency

Some weird dude on the virtual pets site Neopets.

medical_emergency rocks in the battledome

by Dave December 26, 2004

Emergency Medical Technician

In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!

by some medic August 17, 2007

emergency shower

When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.

"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."

by HydroStream6 November 14, 2009

EmeraldMike

A youtuber that stated his channel in Mar 25, 2017 and does different types of gaming content

Have you seen EmeraldMike's new video

by emeraldmike December 13, 2019

Embraer 145

"The Embraer 145 is like a compact clown car of the skies, where pilots and passengers have to do the 'in-flight limbo' just to fit in. It's the lovechild of a Brazilian samba dancer and a penguin, with wings so tiny that even butterflies feel sorry for them. It's the airplane version of a scrappy chihuahua, ready to take on the big dogs of the aviation world, wagging its tail in the face of long-haul flights. But hey, at least it's cute, and it gets you from point A to point B with a delightful side of cramped knees and shared armrest battles."

"Once upon a time, a mischievous Embraer 145 decided to challenge a Boeing 747 to a race. The confident little plane zoomed past, waving at the bewildered passengers onboard the massive jet, shouting, 'Catch me if you can, you lumbering sky whale!' It may not have won the race, but the Embraer 145 earned the title of 'Speedy Sparrow' and a lifetime supply of miniature pilot hats for its audacious attempt to outfly the giants of the skies."

by Llalskddj May 28, 2023

imaginary emergency (IE)

A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.

The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!

by Softhand July 20, 2008