A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."
Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!
Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*
Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*
by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011
Get the Duel Score Processor mug.(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.
OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.
After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.
I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".
The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL
I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.
After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.
Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.
I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.
After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.
I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".
The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL
I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.
After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.
Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.
I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.
by pippin73 September 10, 2012
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A word for those who are in an argument and feel that "Because" just isn't smart-alecky enough and are too lazy to use the spacebar.
Alternatively, a word to defeat those who argue that "due to the fact that" is not grammatically correct.
Alternatively, a word to defeat those who argue that "due to the fact that" is not grammatically correct.
by Midknight13 April 15, 2018
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Get the team duece mug.It's when your poop is big that it is the size of one or two black penises. Size may vary from 8 to 16 inches.
by ilikeshit123 November 6, 2012
Get the Black Duece mug.Frosting a Duece is an unusual practice which involves a man taking a duece and then proceeding to masturbate until he ejaculates onto it.
*Note: A man may also frost someone else's duece
*Note: A man may also frost someone else's duece
Dude! I was taking a shit this morning and it got me so worked up I ended up frosting that shit!
So this whole time you've been frosting a duece?
So this whole time you've been frosting a duece?
by Peteytreats August 6, 2009
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