Papal Dispensation

The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.

You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!

by Bishop of Rome June 9, 2010

pez dispenser

when you cut someones throat so it leaves a huge gash and makes the victim look like a pez dispenser

dont fuck with me or i'll have you looking like a pez dispenser

by Big Rob 187 July 2, 2006

Mustard dispenser

A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.

Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)

Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...

by ojo_tango July 15, 2021

On Display

When you have to go take a dump so bad that you are willing to use a stall without a door.

I got the squirts so bad that I was on display in that restroom.

by Rex Feral FBI May 25, 2012

garbage disposal

Having either anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman with pubic hair so coarse rubbing them causes pain making you ill. Can cause vomitting or upset stomach. Definition stems from the act of feeling like you've stuck your dick in a garbage disposal.

Dude, I fucked your mom's garbage disposal last night.

by Zer's mom June 19, 2008

prez dispenser

What president Bush is: A lie dispenser.
pezdispenser.
"lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie!"

Example 1: All that comes out of President Bush's mouth is lies!
Example 2: I have a Prez dispenser magnet on my fridge.

by Jaja A August 2, 2006

garbage disposal

A synonym for a bomb or other explosive device. Used in areas where the use of the word "bomb" is frowned upon or illegal, such as airports.

Comes from the movie Big Trouble, where a nuclear bomb is mistaken for a garbage disposal.

"It looks like a garbage disposal."

"Why do I need to take off my shoes? It's not like I have a garbage disposal in them!"

by Not a terrorist, I swear! April 30, 2006