diarrhea of the keypad

a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text

A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!

B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.

by Aunto December 29, 2011

Facial diarrhea

When a person cannot control his or her face expressions and his or her facial expressions are easily read by others.

Joe has facial diarrhea, his emotions are easily readable to anyone.

Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.

by Freakycurlhead March 5, 2021

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

Flying Diarrhea

basically means poo that flies

also called 'flying turd' or 'shooting caca'

Joe: i got da flying diarrhea
John: that means ur poo flies LOL

by UrLocalSeagull March 1, 2023

Good Diarrhea

When you're taking a shit and have severe diarrhea but everything comes out in such a fluid motion that it actually feels good to shit

"Having an orgasm is just like having good diarrhea!"

by cucklordmcgee January 1, 2021

Diarrhea-Faced

When your so shitfaced that you start having the runs

Yo look at that dude on the toilet , he’s so diarrhea-faced

by SynysterZV April 15, 2019

religious diarrhea

Religious religious words squirted verbally into unsuspecting ears diarrhea.
E.g. "Thou shalt not purify thy feet with the blood of camel farts.", Diplodocus 13:42

Not to be confused with science. Lower case "s" for science. Because humility.

RELIGION!!!!
In towering 50 mile high flaming indigo lettters.. because, umm... humility?!?

I prefer my priest's religious diarrhea to the religious diarrhea of my rabbis, my imams, my shamans, my monks, my elders, my eclesiastics, my divines, my whatchemaclastics, you know - the whole bunch...

by DexTract November 1, 2018