defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Day of Defeat Source

The re-make of Valve's Day of Defeat using the Source engine. All Counter Strike and Day of Defeat players love to flame Day of Defeat Source, mainly because they are too lazy to go and buy the game to try it out.

Player 1: "Day of Defeat Source SUCKS MAN!!!"

Player 2: "Have you tried it?"

Player 1: "I DON'T NEED TO, IT'S DA UBER FAILZ"

Player 2: "...sigh..."

by er0y March 20, 2009

2 millimeter defeater

an erection especially an embarrassing one you get in class

"why does the 2 millimeter defeater have to be active during school" KJDAMAYNE

by uwuga January 13, 2022

defetus

An unrealistic mindset that leads a person to believe she can make money simply by giving birth.

An attitude not grounded in reality.

Jake: "I just don't believe that bitch thinks she's gonna get millions just because she can have multiple kids."

Joan:"Yeah. That's what I call a real defetus attitude."

by Humor Smith February 23, 2009

Agony of Defeat

A feeling, the pain you get when you do not win. A substantial loss, or failure to complete a task.

"I know we cannot win Ohio despite the provisional ballots"

by Nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004

self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

[Homo-Defectus]

Someone who was previously gay, is now straight.

"I can't believe that Matt is a homo-defectus. I never saw that coming."

by Brighteyes27 August 20, 2008