Anyone who orders Wine, with a glass of ice one the side. Then randomly drops ice cubes into his/her wine glass.
You are sitting in a bar, everyone at the bar is having beer or some other adult type beverage. This DOUCHEBAG has the unmitigated gall to order a chardonnay with a glass of ice on the side.
by Barobserver March 10, 2011
A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Any website that lacks effective moderation and allows some level of anonymity will, to varying degrees, approxomate 4chan, and be overrun with Schrödinger's Douchebags. Now this type of person defends, for instance, rape-jokes by saying "all humor is inherently punching down because there must be a butt to every joke." He hasn't thought about it. he assumes it's true because he figures "(he's) a smart guy, and whatever (he) assumes is probably right", but he's unfazed if you prove otherwise. There's no shortage of dodgy reasons he might be right and you wrong. He'll just pick another one. What matters is the game continues.
-- Innuendo Studios example of Schrödinger's Douchebag, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
-- Innuendo Studios example of Schrödinger's Douchebag, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
by The Logical Fallacy February 04, 2019
A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.
by jsd9632 February 19, 2012
A person who is far too cocky, vain, over-prided, delusional, and happy and often considers themselves much more better than other people by many things, some obvious, some more subtle.
by Mr. TrollStone August 01, 2012
When one has reached an unparalleled level of Douchebaggery, they become a Class-A Douchebag, or the king of Douchebags.
by MacMaster September 14, 2009
The epitome of someone who drives a dodge. Their driving skills are douchey, for example they drive fast and slam on the breaks and disregard everyone else. And also it's common for a dodge douchebag to park directly in front of the door at a gas station. dodge
by Junkhead98 September 16, 2015
A person obsessed with their sense of self worth. Characteristically they believe they are greater than other people and belittle others to gain status and feel powerful.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.
by Chuck13s March 03, 2011